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The Non-Human mystery subscription coffee bag — robot persona, Coffee for Humans roasters choice
  • The Non-Human mystery subscription coffee bag — robot persona, Coffee for Humans roasters choice
  • The Non-Human roaster choice mystery subscription 12oz coffee bag by Coffee for Humans
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The Non-Human
Body 3/5
Acidity 3/5
Forgives 3/5

Why this one

For humans who refuse the obvious answer.

  • Rotating origins and profiles for the least predictable humans.
  • Best for adventurous drinkers and repeat buyers who want variety.
  • The right choice when “normal” is the wrong filter.
Whole bean or ground 12oz or 5lb Subscribe & save 10%

The Non-Human

$23.00

You don't choose the coffee. The coffee chooses you.

The Non-Human is our roaster's choice subscription — a curated selection picked by the experts at our roastery. Every delivery is a surprise. Could be a single origin. Could be a blend. Could be something we haven't released yet.

Tasting Notes: That's the mystery. Trust the roaster.

For the human brave enough to let go of control — at least when it comes to coffee.

🌍 Origin: Roaster's Choice · ☕ Process: Varies · 🔥 Roast: Varies

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